Fake News Casual Gaming is a crime
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Government Declares: 'Casual Gaming is a Crime' - Gamers Shocked
In a shocking turn of events “Fake News Casual Gaming”, the government has declared casual gaming illegal! Read our hilarious fake news story and grab your ‘Casual Gaming is a Crime’ t-shirt to show your solidarity. Visit our ‘Fake News’ section for more laughs!
In an unprecedented and completely absurd move, the government has issued a statement declaring casual gaming a crime. According to this ‘official’ decree, anyone caught indulging in casual gaming will face penalties ranging from community service to having to play hardcore games for hours on end.
The gaming community is in an uproar, with casual gamers everywhere scrambling to hide their mobile phones and casual gaming consoles. “I just wanted to play a quick game of Candy Crush during my lunch break,” said one bewildered office worker, “I didn’t know I was committing a crime!”
In countries like Spain or Portugal, the practice of "casual gaming" was already punishable in the 12th century.
This fake news story has quickly become a hot topic of discussion, with gamers and non-gamers alike sharing the article and having a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.
To commemorate this hilarious ‘law’, we’ve launched an exclusive t-shirt with the bold statement: “Casual Gaming is a Crime”. Wear it proudly to show your defiance and sense of humor. Whether you’re a hardcore gamer or just someone who enjoys a good joke, this shirt is a must-have for your collection.
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